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Started by alandhopewell, March 28, 2013, 12:14:50 PM

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#15
April 01, 2013, 01:32:27 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on March 28, 2013, 09:47:14 PM
That's still better than www.lennonmurdertruth.com , where some nutjob tries to prove that it was horror writer Stephen King who actually shot John Lennon, acting under coded orders from Richard Nixon concealed on the covers of Time Magazine!!! :buggedout:

Oh,please!
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

indianasmith

#16
April 01, 2013, 02:49:38 PM
I only WISH I was kidding!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Ed, Ego and Superego

#17
April 01, 2013, 05:00:04 PM
Quote from: Paquita on March 29, 2013, 03:22:47 PM
There's this giant brownish seagull that sometimes shows up outside the window at work among the normal looking seagulls.  It looks very interesting and there seems to be only one, so I wondered if it was some rare species and maybe I should take pictures of it, or even catch it to prove it exists!  So I started by searching for "brown seagull" in Google... one of the first results was an Urban Dictionary definition partially showing on the search page so I didn't even need to click into it to see what it meant.  This quickly ended my quest for knowledge about the brown seagull.

Wow, thats Paquita... thats something I wish I could unlearn.  Seems a bit contrived if you ask me.
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

Allhallowsday

#18
April 02, 2013, 09:37:18 PM
You could be TRON Man:
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Trevor

#19
April 03, 2013, 03:59:28 AM
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Leah

#20
April 03, 2013, 11:27:16 AM
I'm guessing that Alan has yet to see some shock websites yet?
yeah no.

Ed, Ego and Superego

#21
April 03, 2013, 01:55:02 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on April 03, 2013, 11:27:16 AM
I'm guessing that Alan has yet to see some shock websites yet?

Thats too easy... I think the innocent stuff is far better and more entertaining.
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

alandhopewell

#22
April 03, 2013, 02:37:05 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on April 03, 2013, 11:27:16 AM
I'm guessing that Alan has yet to see some shock websites yet?

     I've seen rotten.com and charonsboat.com, among others.
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

Zapranoth

#23
April 03, 2013, 08:09:37 PM
The Fear the Mullet site was brutal and pretty wish-I-could-unsee-able at times.
But it's down.

Leah

#24
April 03, 2013, 09:29:42 PM Last Edit: April 04, 2013, 08:01:25 AM by El Misfit
Quote from: alandhopewell on April 03, 2013, 02:37:05 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on April 03, 2013, 11:27:16 AM
I'm guessing that Alan has yet to see some shock websites yet?

    I've seen rotten.com and charonsboat.com, among others.
I got some more, BUT DO NOT LOOK THEM UP! I'll give you the gist of them

3 guys, one hammer- two guys murders a man
Meatspin- Sex with a song. ಠ_ಠ
BME pain Olympics- chopping off a penis.
Boku no Pico- Child porn in a Shota style anime
2 guys 1 horse- man has sex with a horse
1 guy 1 jar- man sits on a jar, enters his rectum, and breaks inside of him
Bonsai Kittens- stuffing kitties in a jar.
yeah no.

Trevor

#25
April 04, 2013, 12:22:26 AM
Quote from: El Misfit on April 03, 2013, 09:29:42 PM
1 guy 1 jar

:buggedout: :buggedout: + :teddyr: :teddyr:

The mind boggles....  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

alandhopewell

#26
April 04, 2013, 02:32:20 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on April 03, 2013, 09:29:42 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on April 03, 2013, 02:37:05 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on April 03, 2013, 11:27:16 AM
I'm guessing that Alan has yet to see some shock websites yet?

    I've seen rotten.com and charonsboat.com, among others.
I got some more, BUT DO NOT LOOK THEM UP! I'll give you the gist of them

3 guys, one hammer- two guys murders a man
Meatspin- Sex with a song. ಠ_ಠ
BME pain Olympics- chopping off a penis.
Boku no Pico- Child porn in a Shota style anime
2 guys 1 horse- man has sex with a horse
1 guy 1 jar- man sits on a jar, enters his rectum, and breaks inside of him
Bonsai Kittens- stuffing kitties in a jar.



     Al that's going on that disk in my head labeled, "THINGS I WISH I DIDN'T KNOW".
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

Ed, Ego and Superego

#27
April 04, 2013, 04:18:20 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on April 04, 2013, 02:32:20 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on April 03, 2013, 09:29:42 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on April 03, 2013, 02:37:05 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on April 03, 2013, 11:27:16 AM
I'm guessing that Alan has yet to see some shock websites yet?

    I've seen rotten.com and charonsboat.com, among others.
I got some more, BUT DO NOT LOOK THEM UP! I'll give you the gist of them

3 guys, one hammer- two guys murders a man
Meatspin- Sex with a song. ಠ_ಠ
BME pain Olympics- chopping off a penis.
Boku no Pico- Child porn in a Shota style anime
2 guys 1 horse- man has sex with a horse
1 guy 1 jar- man sits on a jar, enters his rectum, and breaks inside of him
Bonsai Kittens- stuffing kitties in a jar.



     Al that's going on that disk in my head labeled, "THINGS I WISH I DIDN'T KNOW".

Ditto...
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

Pacman000

#28
April 04, 2013, 07:16:23 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on March 28, 2013, 09:47:14 PM
That's still better than www.lennonmurdertruth.com , where some nutjob tries to prove that it was horror writer Stephen King who actually shot John Lennon, acting under coded orders from Richard Nixon concealed on the covers of Time Magazine!!! :buggedout:
I wonder how many people believe this, and how many participate to mess with people.

Bushma

#29
April 04, 2013, 07:35:12 PM
I still cringe when I think about this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4D4IO0JSO0
This is my awesome signature.  Jealous?
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