After hours on the street.

[Flangepart]

Big Bird: "And then the hawk came and took her away. Is it any wonder I drink too much?"

[indianasmith]

Doggone it, we need more female muppets!!!"

[Rev. Powell]

I wanted to by the picture by Mr. Hopper, not the one by Mr. Hooper.

[sprite75]

Ernie: I'll have the chicken sandw....
Bert: Ernie you idiot! How many times do I have to tell you we don't order chicken when Big Bird is around?

[retrorussell]

Kermit: Hey, cheer up Ernie.  Have a bacon sandwich, on the house.
Ernie: Hey thanks!  By the way, where's Miss Piggy?  Isn't she a waitress here?
Kermit: Um.. not anymore.  She uh, quit.  Yeah, that's it.

[sprite75]

Ernie: Well, there's not much to do on a Monday night on Sesame Street after 5pm.  So most of us wind up hanging out here.