Gene Simmons plays a hermaphrodite

[Albert Walker]

Nope, I'm not making that up.

Recently, the movie NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE was brought up on this board. After reading the cast list (John Stamos, Gene Simmons, Vanity, George Lazenby, Robert Englund), I knew I just had to check it out. I found this supposed "spy thriller" to be so utterly incompetent that I did an in-depth analysis and posted it on my website.

http://www.agonybooth.com/never_too_young

DISCLAIMER: I take no responsibility for lost eyesight or mental trauma caused by the screencaps of Gene Simmons in a bustier.

[Jay O\'Connor]

>DISCLAIMER: I take no responsibility for lost eyesight or mental trauma caused >by the screencaps of Gene Simmons in a bustier.

Ever seen a Twisted Sister video?

[J.R.]

I saw the video in a store and had to check it out. It had Uncle Jessie (that's all he'll ever be to me) wearing purely 80's attire holding a bazooka. Then I watched it. It's horrible, just horrible. It makes Uncle Jessie's work with those annoying twins and Bob Sagget seem like Chaucer.