Dear, I TOLD you...

[Flangepart]

"Honey, what did I tell you about trying to steal a soda from the machine. Those dispenser slots art tight!"

[Jack]

"Was there a warning label saying not to work on the lawn mower while it was running?  Then we will sue, SUE I say!!!

[sprite75]

Never get between a beer and one of Sprite's cats!

[retrorussell]

Plug it up!  Plug it up!  Plug it up!

[Rev. Powell]

The original 1951 version of TOKYO GORE POLICE was not quite as extreme as the remake.

[Leah]

What do you mean a sparkling vampire bit you? Vampires don't Sparkle dear, everyone knows that.

[Mr. DS]

"Gesundheit..."

[Olivia Bauer]

If you pick at it it'll never heal.

[tracy]

I've told you before not to put your hands in the blender til it stops.