And I quote...

[indianasmith]

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends!" - Shakespeare, HENRY V

[ER]

"Well, would it be any different if I said, 'Get to Heaven out of my room'?"
---Dennis the Menace

[VenomX73]

Murdock........................... I'm coming to get you!

~Rambo

[indianasmith]

"Pain is temporary, All wounds heal, and chicks dig scars." - Josiah Hayre (a former student of mine, now deceased)

[Leah]

And I question The Rev's drinking glass. Is it really that clean?

[Flangepart]

[retrorussell]

"Hey, nice hat!  Where'd you get that, at a soup kitchen?  Oh, but it looks good on you." (grimaces)
--Rodney Dangerfield, to Ted Knight, in Caddyshack

~and~

Rodney: "Hey, cutie!  How old are you?" (to little girl)
Little girl: "THIS much!" (holds up five fingers)
Rodney: "Yeah?  Well, call me when you're THIS much!" (holds up 10 fingers twice)
--Rodney Dangerfield, from Easy Money

also from Easy Money:

Rodney (to mother-in-law): You were the inspiration for twin beds!

[Flangepart]

[Flangepart]

[The Burgomaster]

That should be "friends."

[Green]

In order to get beyond racism, we must first take account of race. There is no other way. And in order to treat some persons equally, we must treat them differently. - Harry A. Blackmun quotes (American Supreme Court justice, 1908-1999)

What an odd truth.

[Leah]

[Flangepart]

[Flangepart]

[indianasmith]

Overheard at our school's fall festival, from one elementary kid to another:

"You can't just live a life of crime in the bathroom!"

(Obviously, they don't know my friend Trevor! )