And I quote...

[Flangepart]

Nick Rivers: Hillary. That's an unusual name.

Hillary Flammond: It's a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity'.

Nick Rivers: I'm pleased to meet you. My name's Nick.

Hillary Flammond: Nick? What does that mean?

Nick Rivers: Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving.

[Flangepart]

[ER]

"In the Occident, where death is much feared, the art of dying is little practiced."
--The Tibetan Book of the Dead

[Rev. Powell]

"Whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself, is a slave, whatever he may be: a statesman, a businessman, an official, or a scholar."--Friedrich Nietzsche

[Flangepart]

[ER]

Happy is the night he tells you he married the best person he ever had sex with....




Less happy is the morning you realize that means he thinks it's as good as it'll ever get for him...




Unhappy is the afternoon you understand that human nature always seeks to improve on what's been.




But truly joyous is the evening you remember your pre-nup can wreck his life!




---The Jewish Hausfrau Tao of My Friend Edie

[indianasmith]

I think she's a bad influence on you!!!

[Flangepart]

[ER]

I cheated myself,
Like I knew I would,
I told ya I was troubled,
You know that I'm no good.

--Amy Winehouse
I'm No Good

[Flangepart]

[Gene Worm]

Diamond Eye: Inner-Soul Illumination Beam! Thy true form has been seen, Zensei Majin Wareatama!

Wareatama: Hehehehahahaha, you found me out!

Because why not? 

[ER]

"Never test how deep the water is with both feet."

---Lao Tzu

[Flangepart]

[Rev. Powell]

Dean stole that line from W.C. Fields! (It's in NEVER GIVE A SUCKER AN EVEN BREAK).

[Flangepart]