South Carolina couple caught in flagrante delicto inside a Home Depot.

[sprite75]

A South Carolina couple caught in flagrante delicto inside a display shed at an area Home Depot.

AUGUST 29--A South Carolina couple was arrested yesterday for having sex inside a display shed at a Home Depot, police report.

Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, were nabbed after cops were called to the store in North Charleston around 8:40 AM.

Officers were dispatched to the business "in reference to an male and female entering a display shed on the property, closing the door behind themselves and remaining inside," according to a North Charleston Police Department report.

An inspection of the outdoor sheds turned up Craig and Bowden. Craig, cops noted, was "partially clothed; the top of her dress was untied, hanging at her waist." Bowden was shirtless and "had his pants down near his knees; his penis was exposed."

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

He wanted to nail her.  Obviously

[VenomX73]

All the right tools...

[indianasmith]

This story actually fits the punch line of a bad joke I once heard.

[Umaril Has Returned]

This story actually fits the punch line of a bad joke I once heard.

And probably many more bad jokes out there.

Come to the Home Depot. You can do it, she can help.