Hidden glass meth pipe causes woman world of hurt

[sprite75]

Up in North Dakota a woman rear ended another car.  The story got interesting once police arrived on the scene;

When police responded to the crash scene, they arrested Jeana Marie Smart, 26, after a warrant check revealed that she had failed to appear in court on a pending narcotics and drug paraphernalia case.

After transporting Smart to the Cass County jail, Officer Michael Benton spotted blood on the back seat of his patrol car. "When I asked Smart about this, she said she was on her period," Benton noted in a Fargo Police Department report.

But as Smart (seen above) was walked to the booking area, blood continued to drip from her "crotch area onto her legs and the floor." She subsequently "admitted she had 'a pipe' in a body cavity," Benton reported.

Jail personnel then "recovered a broken, clear glass meth/crack pipe and a capped syringe from Smart's vagina." The pipe was booked into evidence, while the needle was discarded.

Ouch!

[Leah]

Drugs aren't Smart.

[indianasmith]

While the temptation to make a pun here is admittedly great, I find that I just can't cut it.

[Rev. Powell]

This is a tragedy and it's too soon to joke about it. We shouldn't have any blood or vagina puns for a period.

[Jack]

She's a hottie

[Umaril Has Returned]

Good Lord....what is wrong with people? You could say she resorted to some unusual methods.