South Africa is a failed country......

[Trevor]

On my second trip to Italy a couple of the girls in my group were from South Africa and they encouraged all of us to come visit South Africa some time.

Wherever any South African goes, that is what we say: come and visit us. You might even want to stay and if you do, welcome here. 

[BoyScoutKevin]

On my second trip to Italy a couple of the girls in my group were from South Africa and they encouraged all of us to come visit South Africa some time.

Wherever any South African goes, that is what we say: come and visit us. You might even want to stay and if you do, welcome here. 

Actually, I don't think I've ever been to any country in Africa, so South Africa is definitely on my list to be one of the first countries to visit.

So, Trevor, does that mean when we come to visit, you'll put us up at your place for as long as we want to stay, and you'll change into clean undies every day we stay?

[Trevor]

So, Trevor, does that mean when we come to visit, you'll put us up at your place for as long as we want to stay

Yes, definitely.

and you'll change into clean undies every day we stay?

No. 

[BoyScoutKevin]

So, Trevor, does that mean when we come to visit, you'll put us up at your place for as long as we want to stay

Yes, definitely.

and you'll change into clean undies every day we stay?

No. 

Well, that puts an end to any idea of staying at Trevor's house, when we come to South Africa.

[Trevor]

So, Trevor, does that mean when we come to visit, you'll put us up at your place for as long as we want to stay

Yes, definitely.

and you'll change into clean undies every day we stay?

No. 

Well, that puts an end to any idea of staying at Trevor's house, when we come to South Africa.

No, no, you're still very welcome - I just won't change my shattered undies.