Brevity is the soul of...

[Flangepart]

My fave. comic. KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE has an online topic available, where you describe your last game session in five words.
Like, "Never split up the party", "Tomer the dwarf: Crit sponge" or "Fighter falls in pit, repeatedly."
Sooo...

What about our own- Describe a film in five words?
Like...
Pacific Rim: Megabots pummel Megabeasties with gusto.
Night of the Blood beast: Man carries alien babies poorly.
Manos The Hands of fate: Torgo just won't get any.
Gorgo: Where she goes, trouble follows.

It's a start. You?

[Chainsawmidget]

Frankenstein's Army:  "Found Footage" of Steampunk Frankensteins. 

[Rev. Powell]

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE: This was the best plan?

[alandhopewell]

     STAR TREK V- Bill Shatner's mid-life crisis.

[Flangepart]

ARMY OF DARKNESS: Ash considers the past ungroovy.

SOYLENT GREEN: Man bites man ad infinitum.

JAWS: Human chum makes sharks come.

[indianasmith]

RETURN TO NUKE'EM HIGH, PART I:  Lloyd thinks boobies make movies.

[retrorussell]

I think we did something like this a long, long time ago.  Fun!

EVIL DEAD II: Ash cuts Henrietta; travels time.
MY BLOODY VALENTINE: Hearts cut out by miner.
FRIDAY THE 13TH: Jason's mom's mad at counselors!
DEMONS: Undead chomp moviegoers at theater.
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: Burned child killer haunts dreams.

[Trevor]

The Demon

"Not just about saggy undies" 

[Flangepart]

GODZILLA: Giant reptile makes hot metaphore.

TREMORS: Walk softly, carry big booms.

[WingedSerpent]

RETURN TO NUKE'EM HIGH, PART I:  Lloyd thinks boobies make movies.

They don't?