Rapper severs penis, jumps off building.

[Zapranoth]

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

And...

as a friend of mine put it...

(I can't take credit for this...)

The rapper DOES have the balls to try it again if he wants to.

[FatFreddysCat]

Two things that occurred to me when I heard this story earlier today:

Dude's name is "Andre" but from now on I bet everyone calls him "Andrea."

and

His last name is "Johnson." What's his middle name, "Has No?"

[Zapranoth]

"I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner."

[Bushma]

This is what came to my mind.

King Missile - Detachable Penis:
http://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

[Jack]

You're supposed to put the severed penis in a plastic bag and then put that bag in another bag full of ice. 

Just in case you ever find yourself in that situation 

[Javakoala]

This is what came to my mind.

King Missile - Detachable Penis:
http://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

Excellent choice! Couldn't have said it better. Karma to you, my brother!

[Umaril Has Returned]

"I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner."

I wish I had an Oscar Meyer Weiner,
But I slipped and cut it off of me--e-E...

I wish I had my Oscar Mayer Weiner,
'Cause now I have a hard time going pee....


"thank you, thank you!"  (bows to his audience) 

[Umaril Has Returned]

I guess you could also say  "Bye bye, birdie"...

[TheDope]

His recording credits include "When the Guns Come Out"....

...followed by his subsequent hit, "Sawed-Off".

- TGWD

[Umaril Has Returned]

His recording credits include "When the Guns Come Out"....

...followed by his subsequent hit, "Sawed-Off".

- TGWD

And the B-side hit, "Mini-Gun".