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Dr. Whom
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« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2022, 07:13:15 AM »

Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special. Very lazy scriptwriting and not funny enough.

"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
Gabriel Knight
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« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2022, 02:20:20 PM »

One I remembered recently: TED. I recall we were watching it with my brother, since we heard so many great things about it, and half an hour later we were bored out of our minds. One of the rare occasions in which I turned off a movie halfway through.

And the worst part is that I kinda like FAMILY GUY, but this was atrocious.

I hate Citizen Kane.
Gabriel Knight
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« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2023, 03:32:03 PM »

Ok so I started to watch this movie BRICK (2005) and had to turn it off because I honestly never managed to understand a word. It felt like watching a movie from another planet. It's some kid trying to solve a murder, but they talk insanely fast and all in some weird ass lingo.
The subtitles went so fast that I barely had time to read them, and since most of the times they talked a million words per second, I found myself trying to read a movie, rather than watching it.

I don't even know if the plot was good, I never understood a word.

I hate Citizen Kane.
B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2023, 04:13:43 PM »

I tried again to watch a tubi "urban" original called the Assistant. It was so stupid I'll try again though

B-Movie Kraken

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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"

« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2023, 04:26:42 PM »

Maybe within 30 minutes:

Mako: Jaws of Death

The Projected Man

Kingdom of the Spiders

The Island of Dr. Moreau (1977)

It Happened at Lakewood Manor

Empire of the Ants

In the Year 2889

The Atomic Submarine

The Green Slime


Attack of the Crab Monsters

I've seen all of these!
More than twice!  TeddyR

"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
B-Movie Kraken

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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)

« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2023, 04:55:59 PM »

Glass Onion

What does not kill me makes me stranger.
B-Movie Kraken

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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!

« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2023, 09:45:21 PM »

PERFORMANCE (1970) starring JAMES FOX and MICK JAGGER ... Busy editing = pitchfork to the ass.  To be fair it came on TCM at like 4 am, and I did intend to look at only the beginning and I did... but hell I stayed up 'til 6 am watching crap like THE VELVET VAMPIRE !!!   

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« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2023, 10:01:06 PM »

The Children of Dune mini-series, which can be considered as a series of three movies, as each episode is around 1.5 hours long.

It got 7 out of 10 but for some reason it dragged, although I lasted an hour for the first episode. I saw nothing wrong with acting, dialogue, production design, etc., so I can only guess there are issues with the story itself. I did not read the source materials, but my understanding is that they tried to be faithful to it. That said, I would have suggested that they retell the story in chunks, but that's exactly what a mini-series does. With that, I don't know what else to consider.

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