14,000 draft notices sent to men born in 1800s

[bob]

http://news.yahoo.com/14-000-draft-notices-sent-men-born-1800s-150947634.html

[indianasmith]

Personally, I think that the undead should be allowed to serve.  Anyone born in the 1890's and still up and walking should be required to do their part, if they can pass the physical!

[Derf]

Well, according to much Republican propaganda, the dead have been voting for Democrats (especially in the last Presidential election), so it's only fair that they go the whole way and also register for Selective Service. 

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Well, according to much Republican propaganda, the dead have been voting for Democrats (especially in the last Presidential election), so it's only fair that they go the whole way and also register for Selective Service. 

Any who wouldn't want an army of the dead working for you!
-Ed

[bob]

Well, according to much Republican propaganda, the dead have been voting for Democrats (especially in the last Presidential election), so it's only fair that they go the whole way and also register for Selective Service. 

In Russia the dead vote for you.

[TheDope]

Be all that you can be after you're dead in the Army!

[Bushma]

Now if this was Germany I'd be screaming Bout Nazi Zombies. These are American. I don't know what to think!  Afraid or National Pride?