That's a lot of sausage

[sprite75]

$6,400 worth of sausage.  That's a lot of sausage.

According to an arrest affidavit, Regina Shaw, 45, was linked to the September 14 theft via surveillance footage that recorded her taking a "pallet of meat product" from the purveyor.

Shaw, who worked for the firm, was charged with felony theft and booked into the Bexar County jail. She was subsequently released on $5000 bond.

As detailed by a San Antonio Police Department detective, Shaw allegedly fenced a portion of the meat through a man who "purchased some boxes of Kiolbassa sausage" from her. The man later accepted "more Kiolbassa" in payment for a loan that he had given Shaw.

During a police photo lineup last month, the man, identified as Peter Medellin, picked out Shaw "as the female that he purchased the meat product from." The police affidavit does not list the total weight of the purloined sausage, nor how Shaw made her getaway with the meat.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

We used to joke about hide the salami, maybe thats similar?  Just bendy

[Jack]

Paying off your debts with sausage stolen from work...gotta give her points for creativity.

[Rev. Powell]

This thread is a total sausage fest.