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Man in trouble for trying to have sex with a mailbox

Started by sprite75, January 17, 2015, 11:36:50 PM

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sprite75

No.  This wasn't Florida.

QuoteA randy reveller was ordered to sign the Sex Offender's Register for trying to have intercourse - with a street POSTBOX.

Horny Paul Bennett 'started to make sexual advances' towards the traditional red pillar, bemused magistrates heard, in a busy shopping precinct.

The 45-year-old, who had pulled his trousers down, shouted 'wow' while rubbing himself up and down against it, on September 9, last year.

A shocked woman shopper saw him performing the bizarre and lewd act in the Scholes Precinct, Wigan, Greater Manchester, and reported him to police.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Trevor

All I can say is to quote Elvis and say "Return to sender, return to sender....
." :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

VenomX73

Gilligan's island, Goonies and Godzilla information booth here!

sprite75

Quote from: VenomX73 on January 18, 2015, 12:34:24 PM


deterrent

Here in Iowa if that was out facing the road some a--hole kids would probably go after it with a sledgehammer.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.