I asked Siri a question this evening.

[sprite75]

This was her response.

[Trevor]

 

If I asked that exact question, the response would be "Please turn your phone off." 

[RCMerchant]

Whats Siri? I have many questions for this Oracle. 
Like-"Why does my ass hurt?"
"Why is it called hamburger-when it's made of beef?"
"Do robots dream of electric sheep?"
" If your born crazy-can you go sane-and would you then think your going crazy?"
"What's the difference between s**t and apple butter?"
"Whats the difference between my ass and a hole in the wall"
"If I had any brains,would I take them out and play with them?"
"What's the differnce betwen my head my head and a hat rack?"
"If I had any brains-would I be dangerous?"

[A_Dubya]

I once asked it why it was so broken and screwed up.
It apologized and told me it was doing its best. I got a kick out of that. It's a great time waster to ask random questions.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Whats Siri? I have many questions for this Oracle. 
Like-"Why does my ass hurt?"
"Why is it called hamburger-when it's made of beef?"
"Do robots dream of electric sheep?"
" If your born crazy-can you go sane-and would you then think your going crazy?"
"What's the difference between s**t and apple butter?"
"Whats the difference between my ass and a hole in the wall"
"If I had any brains,would I take them out and play with them?"
"What's the differnce betwen my head my head and a hat rack?"
"If I had any brains-would I be dangerous?"

I'm afraid I can't answer many of your questions, but I do have a possible answer for your 2nd question. While there have been many claims as to who invented the original hamburger, one of the claims is for a man named Otto Kause who lived in Hamburg, Germany, at the time of his suppose invention of the hamburger. Thus, from Hamburg, we get hamburger.

[316zombie]

rc, let me know when you get the answer to the apple butter question, please. that stuff is DISGUSTING!

[bob]

Siri, you can't be serious.

[Josso]

People will become wary of new technology as soon as the pod bar door app is introduced

[RCMerchant]

I still dont know what Siri is-wtf is this Siri thng? 

[Flangepart]

Siri, you can't be serious.

I am serious, and don't call me Siri."
There, happy?

[A_Dubya]

It's about time.