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the 10 worst movies you've seen in your life

Started by bob, February 15, 2015, 10:39:47 PM

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Allhallowsday

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Quote from: lester1/2jr on July 10, 2015, 05:15:20 PM
I loved Sleepaway Camp
Of course.  

1. "IT'S ALIVE!" (1969) Directed by LARRY BUCHANAN.  Almost so BAD it's great, but, it's silly and ultimately BORING.  

2. MARY POPPINS (1964) I only saw this on a TV broadcast.  That was around 30 years ago.  I have not seen it since.  I grew up with an album of Disney movie songs and knew the songs in this movie well enough.  I didn't like the songs especially, but as for the movie: I hated it.  I kind of expected to.  I was too old to see it and any "magic" was lost on me.  Having seen most of the great DISNEY animations well past the time I might have most appreciated them, I LOVED all of them anyway.  I made a point to finally look at this film because of those other works, this flick was an obviously missing part of my movie viewing.  Did I say I hated it?  

3. BATMAN AND ROBIN (1997)  
Saw this in a theater when it was new.  Hated it.  

4. WHEN A STRANGER CALLS  (1979)
Saw this new in the movie theater.  Laughed at it.  I thought it was dumb.  

5. CANNIBAL FEROX aka MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY (1981)   ech... gross  :thumbdown: The worst of exploitation; what a stupid movie.  

6. SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS (1964)  :lookingup:  Someone gave me the DVD but I long remembered it and hated it :tongueout:
I actually watched it.  AGAIN.   :thumbdown: :hatred:

7. THE HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE PARK (1980 aka LA CASA SPERDUTA NEL PARCO)  :lookingup: :thumbdown:  DUMB.  

8. SLEEPAWAY CAMP (1983)  :question:

9. UNDER THE YUM YUM TREE (1963)  :lookingup: :bluesad:

10.  ?
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bob

I kind of like SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS  :drink:
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RCMerchant

INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996) is awful-any thing I seen by that Roland guy is gawd awful-for a German born man-he sure is so wag flaving-er flav waggin-whatever-his films are like a bad version of TOP GOON-I mean GUN-which is a  horrid piece of Regan era pro war s**t movie.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Allhallowsday

Quote from: RCMerchant on July 10, 2015, 10:31:38 PM
INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996) is awful-any thing I seen by that Roland guy is gawd awful-for a German born man-he sure is so wag flaving-er flav waggin-whatever-his films are like a bad version of TOP GOON-I mean GUN-which is a  horrid piece of Regan era pro war s**t movie.
:bouncegiggle:
Havin' a li'l nip Honey?  :teddyr: :bouncegiggle: :drink:
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RCMerchant

Quote from: Allhallowsday on July 10, 2015, 10:56:59 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 10, 2015, 10:31:38 PM
INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996) is awful-any thing I seen by that Roland guy is gawd awful-for a German born man-he sure is so wag flaving-er flav waggin-whatever-his films are like a bad version of TOP GOON-I mean GUN-which is a  horrid piece of Regan era pro war s**t movie.
:bouncegiggle:
Havin' a li'l nip Honey?  :teddyr: :bouncegiggle: :drink:

Me?  :question:

Gawd forfend!  :wink:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

lester1/2jr

I liked Top Gun just because it's so 80's and everyone in it is so normal. It's like that popular kid in your school who was actually kind of cool and not a jerk.

also Cruise was much better cast than he was in Cocktail, which is painful to watch. He's gets too excited and happy and it's just weird. I've never seen Independence Day

indianasmith

I liked INDEPENDENCE DAY because I love 'Murica!!!!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

RCMerchant

Quote from: indianasmith on July 11, 2015, 12:28:31 AM
I liked INDEPENDENCE DAY because I love 'Murica!!!!!

I love America too-but not to the point that I'm gonna let any moron who waves a flag make me feel that I'm un-American because I question morons who wave flags.
America was built upon the concept of questioning the people in power-and dammit-Im an American.
BUT-before Im an American-or any goddam country loyalty-I live on planet EARTH! Im an EARTHLING! I could give a f**k less about political affiliations.
I think we should all get our head out our asses and try to get along-
of course thats hippie thinking-ehhhh-f**k.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

RCMerchant

FLags! f**k Flags! Flags dont mean s**t! They polarize and put boundries.
We should dump flags-we all live right here-! Flags-! I gotta flag for ya-its a flag of of a dog eating his own s**t,-Because flags are polarizing-and that would sum it up.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

diamondwaspvenom

I'd like to add another:

Friday the 13th part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan - I can forgive the whole issue with not having enough money to shoot more footage in New York, but why couldn't they use places like Vancouver to fill in some city scenes? The characters are lame even by slasher standards, some scenes are kinda dull, the kills suck and Jason's unmasked design is easily the worst he's looked. In the previous movie, his unmasked face was badass! Here, he practically looks comical!

retrorussell

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

RCMerchant

Quote from: diamondwaspvenom on July 11, 2015, 11:10:10 AM
I'd like to add another:

Friday the 13th part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan - I can forgive the whole issue with not having enough money to shoot more footage in New York, but why couldn't they use places like Vancouver to fill in some city scenes? The characters are lame even by slasher standards, some scenes are kinda dull, the kills suck and Jason's unmasked design is easily the worst he's looked. In the previous movie, his unmasked face was badass! Here, he practically looks comical!

A little off topic here-welcome back-I like yer name-King Diamond? W.A.S.P. and Venom!
Groovy. :smile:
Thats a good thing.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

bob

Quote from: diamondwaspvenom on July 11, 2015, 11:10:10 AM
I'd like to add another:

Friday the 13th part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan - I can forgive the whole issue with not having enough money to shoot more footage in New York, but why couldn't they use places like Vancouver to fill in some city scenes? The characters are lame even by slasher standards, some scenes are kinda dull, the kills suck and Jason's unmasked design is easily the worst he's looked. In the previous movie, his unmasked face was badass! Here, he practically looks comical!

I think I saw this on tv as a  youngster. Is this is the one where Jason magically teleports when someone is about to find him? That movie I saw way back than turned me off horror films until the mid2000s.
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Allhallowsday

Quote from: lester1/2jr on July 11, 2015, 12:19:54 AM
... Cocktail, which is painful to watch. He's gets too excited and happy and it's just weird...
dingdingding... I may have a contender for my last 10 worst movies list movie... (and I ain't drinking).
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