It's Dame Joan to you.....

[Trevor]

http://www.eonline.com/news/639948/joan-collins-81-becomes-a-dame-and-rocks-regal-look-at-palace-celebrates-with-family-and-delicious-treat-see-pics

Oh yes, and you are still quite the smoking  lady with no disrespect intended. 

[Trevor]

I should just add (this may be TMI, I don't know) but my friends in the South African LGBTI community call me Joan for some reason, so now I have an extra title. 

[major jay]

I've seen pictures of Joan Collins...and you ain't no Joan Collins.
And yes, she's always been smoking hot!

[Trevor]

I've seen pictures of Joan Collins...and you ain't no Joan Collins.
And yes, she's always been smoking hot!

There are pics of me somewhere which were taken in the early nineties where I was dressed as Dame Joan, basque, stockings, garter belt, high heels, the works. I wish I still had them as I actually didn't look too bad at all.