Internet Confessions

[indianasmith]

I once sold a dust bunny on EBay.

[Trevor]

I've never visited www.nakedandninety.com .

Be very glad you haven't. 

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

he first website I ever visted in 1996 was about octopi.
-Ed

[Trevor]

I use Facebook but I never had a MySpace page.

You're always welcome to friend me (Trevor Moses) on there: just look for a pic of a guy with his arm around a lovely lady - my special sister - and his right hand up Kermit's bum.  

[ER]

Back around Halloween 2003 I sent all my friends a link to a haunted rhino cam at the Cincinnati Zoo, which said the building which housed its rhinos was built about 100 years ago and the spirit of a former caretaker was often seen in the pens, so a live feed had been set up to capture the ghost. Well, it turns out it wasn't real, it was one of those screamer things, and some of my friends wrote back peeved emails after they jumped out of their seats, and I had to be like, "Haha, yeah, I got you good." because that was preferable to admitting my chagrin at having forwarded a link I had never actually watched myself. 

[claws]

I never knew what this meme was about. Take into account that I live outside the U.S. and I've never watched South Park. I thought "Ermahgerd" was some sort of Viking word, or joke, that went over my head. I mean, how should I've known? Some memes should come with instructions for foreigners  

[A_Dubya]

Had an "online relationship" with two women. One was from Colorado, the other from Minnesota. One of them wanted to leave her husband and come live with me in MI. The other one would send me stuff, including skimpy thongs and nude pics of herself. She had a son who I think was not much younger than me.

I still sometimes contact the Minnesota woman, but I think she's divorced now.