Guy Walks Into A Bar...

[ER]

Guy walks into a bar in Vegas. Few minutes later a scantily-dressed woman slinks over and takes a seat next to him. After a moment the woman leans close and whispers, "I will do anything you like for five-hundred dollars."

"Anything?" the man clarifies.

"Anything," the woman promises.

"OK," the man tells her, "paint my house."

[Rev. Powell]

Guy walks into a bar.

"Ouch," he says.

[Allhallowsday]

A horse walks into a bar... the bartender asks "Why the long face?"

[Leah]

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist walks into a bar and the bartender said "What is this, some kind of joke?"

[Jack]

[indianasmith]

These two  guys walk into a bar . . .

which is really stupid.  If the first one walked into it, the second one should have seen it!

[Rev. Powell]

Termite walks into a bar. He asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

[Trevor]

This guy walks into a bar



Never: it must be a bad joke.

[Trevor]

Guy walks into a bar *DONK*