Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[ER]

I'm happy because I have the heart of a small child. One day the police are surely going to take it away but til then it's mine.

[ER]

May you one and all have the sort of day your dog and grandmother thinks you deserve!

[ER]

I should really leave work today. I have so much on my mind, such a big awful day ahead I can't concentrate, I am drinking coffee, which I normally never touch, I am wired, I am nervous, I keep posting weird stuff in here, I should not be taking money for a job I am not doing today. I think Ill tell my boss I'm taking off and if he fires me his grandchildren might starve.

I hope everyone has a good day. I'll return to my body by tomorrow when it's all behind us.

Fabersham.

[LilCerberus]

What does it mean when consuming liquids gives you headaches & vertigo?

I'm assuming, in this case, it has something to do with antibiotics working on my ear infection, but I figured I'd be getting better by now, not worse.

[ER]

Truly, I am an indulgent mother.

[Alex]

I get to go home today and go hold my wife and son. 

Can't wait to just get in, get the course debrief done and be on my way.

[indianasmith]

I am extra groggy this morning . . . but staying up to see the Cowboys whip the saints was worth it!!! 

[Alex]

Left Edinburgh and am now on my way to Aberdeen, change trains there and then just over an hour and a half later I get home.

[ER]

Had to be away from home last night with my son and we stayed in this motel that had a loud heater running. Turn it off and the room froze, turn it on and it took over the room with this whooshing fan sound, so I left it on and dealt with it but nothing about the place made for a good night's sleep. Ordered some stuff, we sat and ate chips and watched TV and I had to shake all the chip crumbs off his bed, then after he fell asleep I read a book about Elizabethan theater. Got up early and drove back through hauntingly dense fog, and came home to an empty house, the silver fog still thick, making the wet world look like a magical place. Walked outside a moment since it's not that cold today, and under the tree line all of a sudden this inundation of rain caught us, though it wasn't raining anywhere else. "Ah, nature spirits!" I thought instantly, but nope, it was these two grey squirrels chasing one another through the treetops, sending a shower of rain down off the branches, speckling us. Pretty funny. My son said, "Squirrels made it rain." And so they did.

It's only quarter after ten and it's already been a full day.

[Alex]

Not sure if this is 100% accurate, but it made me stop and think about those heady days.

The Berlin Wall stood for a total of 10,316 days. Today, marks 10,316 days since it came down.

[Svengoolie 3]

I heard someone say "You are what you eat. " with utter conviction.

So I tracked down and ate a young,  healthy,  sexy,  well to do person.

It didn't work...

[ER]

The feelings of math teachers.

[Svengoolie 3]

The thoughts of football players...

[Alex]

I need to get a bigger house for all our books.

[RCMerchant]

Tiana says she don't wan't me to move.
She said she's used to having me around.