Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[ER]

There are no words or combination of words n the English language that can even come close   to adequately describing the incredible stench of a cat's post can of tuna and cheese food fart.

H. P.  Lovecraft came closest I think,  but then again he was a cat  person so maybe that inspired a lot of his work about  "eldritch horrors" and "indescribable foulness"

Just follow the example of ol' HP and say, "If I described it to you, you should go mad...."

[Svengoolie 3]

Or vomit.

[RCMerchant]

I have an old Mason jar with a rubber spout fitting I found in a barn, that had a large clump of greasy s**t in the bottom. It was used for pouring oil into your car.
I just looked at it close. It's a dead mouse. Like in the Le Brer tar pits, cuz that bottle sat in that barn since the 60's.
It's pickled.  Like a greasy mummy mouse! It's still on the shelf. 

[LilCerberus]

I splurged about thirty dollars on a pretty nice airsoft, & I've been playing Travis Bickle the last few days...

Might be good enough for this comedy sketch I've had on my mind for a number of years, just unsure about the plastic parts...

[indianasmith]

Just got back from a flying trip down to Austin, TX for a book signing (about four hours away).
Sold another fourteen copies!

[Alex]

Nice work Indy.

[RCMerchant]

When I was 5 years old, in 1967, my Ma usta use Brill Cream and grease my hair back and my brother Mike's too, and walk us to the corner so the school bus could pick us up. We always called it 'Ricky Ricardo' hair. The second she turned her back we messed it up, so it just stuck up all over the place. We had school pictures taken like that. Ma was p**sed! 

[ER]

Poll: I will one day make Kraken?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Rusty Shackleford

[Olivia Bauer]

I JUST realized this morning that the Jewish character in Fantastic Four turns into a golem.

[Olivia Bauer]

Almost all horror games take place in a world where flashlights are useless garbage that make a single tiny beam and run out of batteries after two minutes.

[indianasmith]

My dog has managed to find the skeletonized leg of a horse or other large ungulate somewhere and drag it into our pasture to chew on.

[ER]

I was once so happy that I sold my car for a dollar.

[ER]

Ever been so keyed up (excited, angry, scared) you hear your heart pounding in your ears?

[Alex]

Today I am missing the 80's and wishing that I was a talented artist so I could draw what the castle I've designed in D&D actually looks like.

[Svengoolie 3]

Today I am missing the 80's and wishing that I was a talented artist so I could draw what the castle I've designed in D&D actually looks like.

You could try modeling it in blender 3d.