Main Menu

Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

Started by Olivia Bauer, December 02, 2015, 08:29:39 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

Ed, Ego and Superego

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

Flangepart

I want wind chimes that can actually destroy potted plants with sonic vibrations.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

LilCerberus

I really don't see how the AT8533 power module is supposed to work, unless it's not really a power module, but an XLR adaptor...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

ER

That red-haired girl at CVS looked bored stacking competing brands of pregnancy tests.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Flangepart

I want a torpedo boat, a monster to attack with it, and a hot chick to cheer me on. No, I don't care if everyone else wants that.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Alex

The noise from the building site across the road from my office is p**sing me off.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Flangepart

The smell from the Crematory next door is making me hungry.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Leah

The airplanes are flying a bit lower than usual over my house.
yeah no.

LilCerberus

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

RCMerchant

My ass smells like s**t.
No-really-I leaned over to tie my shoes-I could smell my own ass-I had been drinking for 2 days without a shower-I could smell my own funk.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

sprite75

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Raffine

I'm washing all my dirty white socks. From the looks of the water I'm gonna have to run them through the washer at least one more time. For some reason I thought about Trevor and his underpants. Hello, Trevor!
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

RCMerchant

I was on the CHFB-and Tom Weaver callled Bela Lugosi Bela Drugosi-that p**sed me off and I pulled his card on it. :hatred:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Raffine

Quote from: RCMerchant on December 12, 2015, 11:05:04 AM
I was on the CHFB-and Tom Weaver callled Bela Lugosi Bela Drugosi-that p**sed me off and I pulled his card on it. :hatred:

Good for you!

I've always liked Tom but he can be a real jerk.

Sometimes I wonder if her actually likes horror movies!
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Raffine

This one time when I was a kid this guy stopped at a local restaurant and everybody thought he was Tony Orlando. He  signed autographs as "Tony Orlando" and even got his picture in the paper under the headline "TONY ORLANDO HAS BREAKFAST AT REID'S RESTAURANT!".

Turns out it wasn't Tony Orlando but some fake Tony Orlando. As far as I know the fake Tony Orlando is still on the loose - perhaps in YOUR town . . .

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.