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Trevor

#225
April 04, 2016, 08:44:30 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on April 02, 2016, 07:27:15 PM
Inralp reezilmanorp. Magorzip!  Magorzip! Magorzip!!   :buggedout: :question: :bouncegiggle: :twirl:

Plarni Pornaml: ag, I give up.  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Flangepart

#226
April 04, 2016, 12:08:13 PM Last Edit: April 05, 2016, 11:10:16 AM by Flangepart
Quote from: sprite75 on April 01, 2016, 10:35:36 PM
I forgot Planet Fitness closes at nine on Fridays.
Now, here I thought planet fitness involved having solid continents, buff coastlines, and Alps of steel.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

sprite75

#227
April 04, 2016, 12:21:25 PM
My router at home took a major dump this morning.

I'm having to re do the configuration.

f**k.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Flangepart

#228
April 05, 2016, 11:11:58 AM
Aquaman Vs. Prince Namor. Even Del Toro can't make that work.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

ER

#229
April 05, 2016, 11:48:43 PM
As above, so below.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ER

#230
April 10, 2016, 07:32:09 AM
The more I think about it, the more I am certain I dodged a bullet by not going last night. Besides, the questionable experience ill-suited capping off a child's birthday party. Doesn't it feel extra good to know you made the right choice? Beside, "Where you go I go, always." is a remark for my mental treasure chest.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Flangepart

#231
April 13, 2016, 11:57:24 AM
If Rudolph Nureyev caught fire, and came at you with a musket, shot and missed, you could say you dodged a Blazing Ballet Bullet.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

indianasmith

#232
April 13, 2016, 05:17:48 PM
My blog traffic has gone from 300 + views a week to around 40 a week in the last month . . . not sure why!  :bluesad:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

sprite75

#233
April 13, 2016, 05:29:46 PM
I have 14 framed photos on my wall of cats.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Flangepart

#234
April 15, 2016, 12:07:44 PM
I'm glad we never started a 'strange dream suppository'
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

ER

#235
April 15, 2016, 08:15:26 PM
My friend and his wife came to dinner tonight and brought a bag of creepy gag fortune cookies. Mine said, "The bullet that will kill you was manufactured today."

...huh.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

indianasmith

#236
April 15, 2016, 10:10:50 PM
Well, that's sure a positive thing to get in a cookie!   :buggedout: :buggedout:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

#237
April 18, 2016, 02:20:17 PM
In first grade at Mary Queen of Heaven Elementary, this boy on the playground tried to get people to give him money to watch him eat a ladybug, and I felt sorry for the ladybug, so I jumped on him and wrestled it away and let it fly off. Instead of getting mad he spent the rest of the year wanting to be my boyfriend. I bet somewhere in this world he's out there now married to a dominatrix.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Flangepart

#238
April 18, 2016, 04:23:33 PM
The ants are coming out in force this year. I'd consider an ant eater for the job, but would it turn on me when winter comes, and the ants hide?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Rev. Powell

#239
April 18, 2016, 07:08:19 PM
I thought Flangepart was asking if an anteater would turn him on in winter.  :question:
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...
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