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ER

#360
September 26, 2016, 08:10:04 AM
The trouble with waking up is you're not asleep anymore.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

LilCerberus

#361
September 28, 2016, 09:55:26 AM
I kinda have a problem with Ghost Rider's new '69 Charger.
I mean, there's, like, what, a dozen of those left?
And the other eleven are orange.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Flangepart

#362
September 28, 2016, 06:10:12 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on September 28, 2016, 09:55:26 AM
I kinda have a problem with Ghost Rider's new '69 Charger.
I mean, there's, like, what, a dozen of those left?
And the other eleven are orange.
He's got a car? Huh...must be the new sponsor.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

JaseSF

#363
September 29, 2016, 07:32:03 PM
3 can sometimes be mistaken for 8. 6 for 9.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

indianasmith

#364
September 29, 2016, 08:41:23 PM
Grilled ribs taste ever so  much sweeter as the evening air cools down and you realize that grilling season is drawing to an end . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

#365
September 30, 2016, 10:46:37 AM
Jeez, Mom, if I was gonna die, don't you think it would've happened to me already?
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

javakoala

#366
October 01, 2016, 12:31:20 PM
I buried my pet rock at a quarry. When I read online that she might just be hibernating, I couldn't find her again!
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

indianasmith

#367
October 01, 2016, 10:50:26 PM
It's been a fantastic couple of days as the private school I teach at celebrated its 40th anniversary and homecoming.
Today, for the first time in my life, I picked up an announcer's mike and did the play-by-play at a football game.
I may have found a new calling! :teddyr:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

LilCerberus

#368
October 03, 2016, 05:57:40 PM
Still without my car.
Apparently, When the serpentine belt popped off, the mechanic assumed that the engine must have overheated, thus burning off all my coolant, nevermind that I had specifically said that the coolant reservoir had sprung a leak & run dry several times before that!
:hatred: I AM REALLY NOT FEELING HEARD!  :hatred:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Flangepart

#369
October 05, 2016, 03:11:48 PM
I tried to become normal...didn't take...Gizornenplatz!
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

ER

#370
October 06, 2016, 10:13:10 AM
Where I am now, when I look to the left, I am facing westward.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

indianasmith

#371
October 06, 2016, 09:33:18 PM
I face west sitting at my keyboard, and east when sitting on my toilet.  Coincidence?  I think NOT!!!  :teddyr:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

#372
October 08, 2016, 10:47:57 AM
Hey, Jamie answered my question about snakes on-air last night on Safari Live!
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

indianasmith

#373
October 08, 2016, 12:35:26 PM
It's been a long time since I stayed up 24 hours straight.
Not that much fun anymore.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Flangepart

#374
October 11, 2016, 12:44:55 PM
If butterflys are free, does that mean cockroaches are trapped under your sink?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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