Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[LilCerberus]

Okay, so...
I'm Just old enough to remember a piece of junk called the Tek 9 and his idiot twin brother, the Tek DC9, and the hubbub over the optional Hellfire Trigger attachment, which has me wondering...

Just how in the hell did the Bump Stock slip through the cracks?
It just doesn't make sense.

[LilCerberus]

Facebook's coming to Sandston, yet another big name's trying to get some use outa the white oak facility again...

[ER]

Roz Chast sucks.

[Alex]

Finally got Kristi to join the local amateur theatre club last night. She loves doing theatre things but its taken me damn near five years to get her involved over here, despite her complaining the there is no theatre type stuff going on here.

Trouble is somehow, and I have not quite figured this part out because I am pretty sure the words never crossed my lips, but I seem to have joined the theatre club too. Last time I was on stage I was 17ish and playing Riff Raff when the regular guy was sick in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, only because I must have seen it over a hundred times by that point and knew the part off by heart. Someone standing off stage had to do the singing for me though.

Oh well, its getting Kristi out the house and doing something and that is the main part.

[ER]

When I was thirteen I decided it was immoral to eat if something else had to die to make my food. I even thought how harvesting vegetables caused destruction. So I researched and read about some Indian holy man who stopped eating in the 1950s and yet was doing fine in the 1990s and decided if I too kept a positive mental state I could do it.

Didn't end real well.

[LilCerberus]

Just sat through The Indestructible Man (1956) on an all new rerun of MST3K...

Not sure what I found so engrossing about it... At first, I thought it might be the fusion The cheesy '50s monster movie, and the cheesy noir crime drama, complete with cheesy narrative... Then I got to thinking about how it was a cheesy '50s monster movie without a cheesy monster...

But afterwards, I got to thinking that it reminded me way too much of that Chuck Norris movie where he plays a small town sheriff who happens to know kung fu, who finds himself having to put down an undead psychopath in a janitor's uniform...

[316zombie]

the touchpad on my new used laptop STILL won't work.

[LilCerberus]

the touchpad on my new used laptop STILL won't work.

Maybe it needs a new cooling fan.
That's what Happened to mine.

[LilCerberus]

I just bought this camera handle on Ebay;
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Universal-Mini-Hand-Pistol-Grip-Tabletop-Travel-Tripod-Stabilizer-Stand-Holder/263154252972?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649

For some reason, everytime I unfold it, the ergonomic form reminds me way too much of that pink spaceship from Battle Beyond The Stars (1980).
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/battlebeyond/

[ER]

Only a half-hour left at work, nice lunch out with my parents, my mother got me a Stephen King book, loving this brisk fall weather, my daughter is fixing dinner, and my husband has suddenly stopped acting like the jealous dooosh he has this past few weeks. Life is pretty good at the moment...

[316zombie]

the touchpad on my new used laptop STILL won't work.

Maybe it needs a new cooling fan.
That's what Happened to mine.

a cooling fan? there's no vents on it, where would the fan go? * it's an HP chromebook, about a year old*

[TYTD Reviews]

No matter how much I try and fight it I cant help but get annoyed over crooked or off center pictures.

[Alex]

No matter how much I try and fight it I cant help but get annoyed over crooked or off center pictures.

My brother in law is the same way. I spent a productive afternoon in his house one day while he was at work slightly adjusting all his pictures so they hung a little bit off.

[ER]

No matter how much I try and fight it I cant help but get annoyed over crooked or off center pictures.

My mom is like that, too, it's about the only thing that gets her goat, and sometimes I "may" have tilted the occasional picture over there on purpose. She actually has a laser level now.

[indianasmith]

I was the featured speaker at our High School Chapel today.
I recited Hebrews 4:12 ("For the Word of God is living and active and sharp as any two-edged sword. . . ") and then proceeded to slice a pumpkin to vegetable sushi with a scimitar.

That got their attention!!