Common Things You've Never Done

[javakoala]

Let's see -

Never killed anyone (but don't tell my students; it would ruin my reputation!)

It scares me that you added this, but then it scares me that it DOES seem to be more common as the days go on.

[lester1/2jr]

Indy = one thing you have done: mentioned several times in this thread that you've never been drunk.

[Rev. Powell]

I've never been asked and I've never replied if I supported the Glasgow Rangers.

[bob]

never been to a strip club

never did my own taxes

never been in a jacuzzi

never been late to work

[ER]

Eeew, I thought of another one. I have never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. I know most of you probably have.

[retrorussell]

I don't believe I ever punched someone in the face.  God knows I've wanted to.
I've never had sex in an automobile.
I've never killed an animal.
I've never sneaked into a theater.
I've never had crab, snails, octopii/squid or oysters.
Never had a heart attack.
Never kissed a superior or boss's butt/brown-nosed.
Never went to college.
Never "twittered", instagrameed, used Skype or any of that new-fangled crapola.
Never owned more than a standard flip cellphone.
Never purchased porn.

[bob]

I've never hunted and have no inclination to

I wasn't in the Boy Scouts

come to think of it, I never left a job on 100% good terms

[indianasmith]

I did dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.  He stepped on my feet with his sharp pointy hooves and I punched him in the face.
We've been on bad terms ever since!

[AoTFan]

Never owned more than a standard flip cellphone.
Never purchased porn.

Well, why would you?  You can get a lot of free on the Internet.

(So, I'm told anyway.)

[RCMerchant]

Never owned more than a standard flip cellphone.
Never purchased porn.

Well, why would you?  You can get a lot of free on the Internet.

(So, I'm told anyway.)

Hustler magazine may not have had the prettiest girls-(they had a photo-ahem-spread featuring Wendy O. Williams-UGH!),but the cartoons were the s**t!

[ER]

Lied to my children about Santa. They seem to get it anyway. Symbol, nice tradition, not real, just a fun idea. Children are savvier than people think.

Honestly I think the idea of a strange, funnily-dressed old man coming into our house in the middle of the night would stress my oldest out anyway. She's got a lot of sense. Heck, when she was real little she got mad because in a picture book Santa was apparently snapping a whip at his reindeer and said, "He shouldn't hit those!!!"

She's cool....

[Rev. Powell]

I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me.

[javakoala]

I keep wanting to post on this thread, but I can't seem to think of anything common. Then again, what is common these days?

Maybe for this forum and our favorite kinds of films, I could say:

I've never cut someone up with a chainsaw.
I've never held my face directly over an alien egg to see what was inside.
I've never wanted to wander off alone in a spooky house with a serial killer on the loose.
I've never walked into a biker bar and shouted, "What kind of p***y rides a Harley?"

Closer to the actual theme of this thread:

I've never started a fist fight.
I've never lit one of my farts.
I've never said I wasn't gross.

[RCMerchant]

Keeping with Java's line of thought-
.I've never drank another's blood. (I DID bite a guy in the neck in a fight on L.I. once!)
.I've never turned into a bat.
.I've never been in a coffin. Once will be enough.
. I've never hypnotised anyone.
.I've never put a zombie spell on anyone.
.I've never tried to mate gorillas with humans.

Have drank wine-prefer whiskey!

[JaseSF]

Never texted, used, or owned a cellphone. That seems very common practice nowadays.
Never ate much in the way of barbecue food.