Lines that make you go LOL

[Trevor]

Movie lines that catch you by surprise and make you LOL?

From Near Dark:

"Then, I'm gonna knock your tonsils out your a$$hole." 

[claws]

Keanu Reeves in Knock Knock:

"My EARS, my EARS!"

It's the new "My LEGS, my LEGS!" - Nicolas Cage, The Wicker Man (2006)

[claws]

"This party needs an autopsy"

- Lance Henriksen, Stung (2015)

[indianasmith]

"I hate robot spiders!"

- from THE LOST EMPIRE

[dean]

 "I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!" — Vampire's Kiss

[SynapticBoomstick]

"Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark. Shark. Shark! Shaaark!" - Terror at Red Wolf Inn

I can't find a clip of just the bit, but Farmer Vincent screaming at the kids in the car from Motel Hell always makes me chuckle.

[voltron]

"Drop that zero and get with the hero".
I'm sure we all know that one,
Also:
"hey you! You with the teeth!" - Be somebody Or be Somebody's Fool

[Gabriel Knight]

Pretty much the entire script of Goblin 2...

"A double-decker bologna sandwich!"
"Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!"
"They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"

And many more classics.

[bob]

 all of Troll 2 

[Gabriel Knight]

all of Troll 2 

OMG that's what i meant, not Goblin 2. It's just that the movie SHOULD be called Goblin yet the viewer is trolled even with the title.

[RCMerchant]

"Where the hell  did you get those goddamn chickens?!?"

http://youtu.be/rfHQ8PpIWFM

[lester1/2jr]

"If brains were bird s**t, you'd have a clean cage." - Hard ticket to Hawaii

[AoTFan]

"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to f**k a doorknob out there! "
    -Dodgeball

[zombie no.one]

"we got homicidal baked goods after us" - gingerdead man

[Jim H]

Haha!  I threw that **** before I walked in the room!

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