Yer dick cut?

[RCMerchant]

Trying to lighting stuff up around here.
My dick never got cut. But all my brothers got there dicks cut-I felt left out-dam-and in High School-in gym class-most of those kids had cut dicks-but I don't-I felt like I was missing out on something.
I had my kids cut-cuz docs sed it was more healthy.

[Allhallowsday]

The word is "lighten" as in "trying to lighten things up..." 

Who cares about circumcised dick?   I think you're lucky to have kept your hood.  Alas, I've never known what I'd missed.  I wish I had mine. 

[RCMerchant]

I really dont care about anybodys dick-I just thought it would be -I dunno-if yer thinking about yer dick-ya aint thinking about God or politics-so!
Menards gone-somebody's gotta be an a***ole. I thought I'd talk about something stupid-
by the way-why would you NOT wanna get yer dick cut? I feel like an outsider-all my freinds in school had cut dicks-its weird man!
And not a dam one of them were Jewish! I never knew a Jew in my life! I live in Michigan! Them hillbillys aint Jewish!

[RCMerchant]

oh yeah-my Ma's adopted dad-Pappy Morris in the Bronx-was a jew-but I never seen his dick-so-I dunno. 

[Allhallowsday]

Well that's a subject changer.   

[LilCerberus]

Yyyyyyeah, I believe I'm the first male member ( member )
of either side of my family to have it done at birth.
All the men before me let it get dirty & it got infected, & they had to have it snipped just as they were hitting puberty...

[RCMerchant]

Yyyyyyeah, I believe I'm the first male member ( member )
of either side of my family to have it done at birth.
All the men before me let it get dirty & it got infected, & they had to have it snipped just as they were hitting puberty...

Then yer kin are filthy! I never got my dick cut-and it's just as pink as a newborn! I borned 2 kids--its bulls**t! Maybe it had to be done because old Jews way back than didnt know how to wash their dicks? Maybe? I dunno? My dick aint cut-I aint a jew-and my dick aint fell off! its called-WASH YER DICK.
Ya DON't want no funky cheese going on between yer dick and yer foreskin-if ya do-and I know-it smells really bad.
SO!
Wash yer dick.

[indianasmith]

So it's mushrooms versus anteaters again, is it? 

[AoTFan]

Ah, what the hell, since we're on the subject...

! No longer available

[retrorussell]

Definitely got mine cut.. I seen one uncut in a (fairly) mainstream movie, and it wudn't pretty.

Just fer fun, a list of celebs who didn't go under the knife.
http://www.circumstitions.com/Famous7.html

[RCMerchant]

Elvis!
Jimi!
Johnny!

s**t! I'm in good company! 

[dean]

It's been a trend to get it done in this country. A doctor once told me he sees a lot of homeless people who need to have an adult snip to keep infection at bay. Really medically it's only necessary if you're an unclean heathen. 

[Rev. Powell]

Yes... but I'd like to hear what badmovies' ladies have to say about this one! Don't be shy, gals... you cut?

[ER]

I think if God wanted men to have foreskins they'd have been born with them.

[ER]

PS What's the useless skin at the end of a man's penis called? (The rest of his body.)