You know what state pastor runs out of apartment naked

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Florida Man strikes again.

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) - A police report says a prominent Florida pastor was forced to run out of a house naked after a woman's husband came home to find him having sex with his wife.

The Tallahassee Democrat reports police documents show a woman's husband found her in bed with Pastor O. Jermaine Simmons in the middle of the afternoon on Jan. 17. The woman told police that her husband yelled that he was going to kill Simmons, who fled the apartment naked and hid behind a nearby fence. The husband took the pastor's clothes, wallet and car keys and later agreed to return the items following negotiations with police.

[Chainsawmidget]

Bah.  Tallahassee.  Tallahassee doesn't count as Florida.  It's too close to the rest of the states to count.