THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!

[indianasmith]

From THE WEEKENDERS:

CAPTAIN DREADLOCKS: "Oh, look - Martin van Buren!"
PRESIDENT VAN BUREN: (riding in circles sitting on a toy train) "Down with the cotton gin! Down with the cotton gin!"

[RCMerchant]

Daffy, right after Bugs tricks Elmer into shooting him in the face with a shotgun-

"Your despicable."
"Yes, you're despicable, and... and... and picable! And... and you're very definitely despicable. How a person can get so... so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I... I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't that's... that. Goodness knows. It isn't... it's... it's... it's despicable."

[WingedSerpent]

William Murdeface from Metalocalpyse

"I woke up with a clown's hand in my pants.  That's...That's what I did today."

[RCMerchant]

Wile E. Coyote (Super Genius!) vs. Bugs Bunny

After Bugs f**ks him up like a can of worms, Wile E. opens the remains of a door frame, and says:

"Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud."

Then he falls flat on his face.

I have used that line in my daily life. When the boss would make me train some new guy who couldn't speak English, that would be my opening line.But not just Mexicans. I did it to hillbillies too. And I would imitate the voice and manners of a f**ked up Wile E. as well. I was a stupid little f**ker.

[RCMerchant]

The old Tex Avery cartoon with the Wolf farmer trying to get rid of a goat.

"-BillyBillyBilly."
-"boyboyboy."

http://youtu.be/xqYQJv_uG7o

[retrorussell]

^ Odd that Daws Butler, most famous for Hanna Barberra cartoons, also did Tex Avery toons.  This probably was before his HB toons, actually.

"I hate meeses to pieces!!!"-- Mr. Jinx

I think Mr. Jinx might be my most favorite Daws voice.  He was a suave, bright, even-tempered cat.. UNTIL it came to the mice Pixie and Dixie!

Marvin The Martian and his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulatorrrr..
! No longer available

[RCMerchant]

This one always kills me- I don't know why.


Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Rocky: Again?
Bullwinkle: [tears off a shirt sleeve] Nothing up my sleeve. Presto!
[reaches hand into hat and pulls out the head of a lion]
Bullwinkle: No doubt about it, I gotta get another hat!