Mr. Toot got busted

[sprite75]

Florida cops have busted Mr. Toot for possession.

After spotting Neil Toot bicycling through a stop sign, a sheriff's deputy sought to pull over the 51-year-old suspect. Toot, however, kept peddling away and, at one point, "threw something behind him to the right."

After Toot eventually dismounted his ride on a Bradenton street, a patrolman retrieved the tossed item, which turned out to be a plastic baggie containing crack cocaine rocks. Toot, seen above, was arrested on a felony narcotics possession charge.

A convicted felon, Toot has previously served state prison time for cocaine possession and aggravated child abuse. His rap sheet also includes collars for drunk driving, battery, probation violation, domestic battery, failure to pay child support, and violating a domestic violence protection order.

Jail records do not list an alias or nickname for Toot. Like he needs one.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Toot Toot Tootsie Good-bye
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How come Floridian ex-felons always seem to be the last ones who get the message?