The problem with hairy guys.

[Flangepart]

"And another thing...have you seen my cleaning bill this month?"
"Right. I suggest a good depilatory, or a full body shave dear."
"...It's not like I want to shed, but it's spring."

[LilCerberus]

Beast - "C'mon, I'm not the only one with this shade of black & white hair."
Beauty - "Well, maybe you never it noticed before."
Beast - "No, I learned the hard way to keep a sharp eye on that shower drain."