Hiding a gun up there does not work.

[sprite75]

I think you all know what up there I'm referring to as well.

An Alabama man being booked into jail for public intoxication had a stolen handgun hidden in a certain body cavity, according to police who noticed that the defendant was walking "strangely" upon arrival at the county jail.

Jesse Roberts, 23, was collared early today by cops responding to a 911 call about a prowler near a residence in Elkmont, a town outside Huntsville.

As Roberts was being searched, an unloaded Jimenez Arms .380-caliber pistol fell from his rear end into his underwear. "I immediately considered that he defecated on himself before noticing a familiar shape in the form of a pistol in his boxers," a jailer noted in a report, according to Sheriff Mike Blakely.

Upon recovering the unloaded weapon from Roberts's drawers, cops determined that the $100 handgun had been reported stolen out of Florence, a city 50 miles away.

[indianasmith]

I CANNOT imagine . . . . but now I cannot NOT imagine  . . . Curse you, Sprite75!!!!!!!!

[Trevor]

He apparently had one of these up there



I'd crap myself too 

[messedup]

He apparently had one of these up there



I'd crap myself too 

At least his magazine had an extended base...you know...for comfort.

[Chainsawmidget]

The guy has obviously never heard of firearm safety. 

[Trevor]

He apparently had one of these up there



I'd crap myself too 

At least his magazine had an extended base...you know...for comfort.