If you need me I'll be in my Fortress of Balditude.

[sprite75]

If you need me I'll be in my Fortress of Balditude.

[Leah]

Primitive alien ape men uses their baldness to attract the female for breeding

[indianasmith]

"OK, here's the concept - a Star Trek movie where Picard has a Romulan twin.  Wait, no, scratch that - even better, a Romulan CLONE!
Wait - whaddaya mean, it's been done??"

[sprite75]

And I'll be reading Sonnets from that one human William Shakespeare

[sprite75]

I just need to go out in public like this.  Females of all species will be throwing themselves at me then.