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« on: January 15, 2018, 11:38:38 PM »

You Know You're Getting Old When...

... you are the only person at the movie theater not playing with a smartphone.
... you are told The Exorcist is a comedy.
... people have no clue what you are talking about when you say "They're coming to get you, Barbara"
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2018, 03:48:53 AM »

Tiana-who is 33-asked me "Where's Steve Martin?" when I plugged in the RETURN OF THE PINK PANTHER.  Bluesad
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2018, 05:26:55 PM »

You watch a kids movie and sympathize more with the adult characters more then the kid "hero".
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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2018, 07:35:07 PM »

You are wearing a reading glasses, hello 200-220 vision.
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2018, 07:43:23 AM »

No one else in the room knows who Errol Flynn was.
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2018, 08:56:16 AM »

Some of your favorite childhood movies are old enough to drive.
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2018, 10:04:43 AM »

When the people you are working with hadn't been born when you started this job.
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2018, 10:22:27 AM »

...when you see characters in a movie using a rotary dial or pay phone and your kids ask "what's that?"
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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2018, 12:45:34 PM »

...when you see characters in a movie using a rotary dial or pay phone and your kids ask "what's that?"

....or a record player. Or records, for that matter!
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2018, 01:32:41 AM »

You are holding a DVD of a film made the year you were born.  Buggedout
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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2018, 04:42:15 PM »

Whenever a scene is set in a gas station, you take note of the price at the pump and say "I remember when gas was 67 cents a gallon."
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« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2018, 10:26:21 PM »

No one else knows there were Doctor Who movies back in the 1960s and Star Trek movies prior to the 2000s...
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2018, 04:42:26 AM »

When the people you are working with hadn't been born when you started this job.

The IT person who fixed my PC was born ten years after I started work here in 1989: to her credit, she did say that " you don't look 50"  Thumbup
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