If You Could Take Just One Movie Star With You To A Desert Island...

[Chainsawmidget]

....or-

Clark Bar Gable
Ringo Starburst
John Watersmelon  
Marlon Brandyo  
Dwight Frye Chicken
Spam Grier
Clam Waterson
Jim Curry
Soy George
Snoop Hot Dogg
Vincent Rice

and Tor Johnsonville Brats.

You just took the joke slapped a saddle on it and rode it until it collapsed. 

Bravo!