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Couple who had Jesus as their lawyer lose custody appeal

Started by sprite75, June 07, 2018, 08:42:59 PM

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sprite75

A Canadian couple learned the hard way why engaging the Lord Jesus Christ as your attorney is not a good idea

QuoteIf Jesus was their lawyer, he didn't do very well.

Two fundamentalist Christian parents in Canada recently lost an appeal over custody of their baby after arguing in court that their "lawyer Jesus Christ" was speaking through them and that God was advising them by taking the form of a stuffed lion.

The couple didn't lose the case because of their faith, but that's what they would have you believe. They lost rights to their child in this appeal, as well as in the original case, because of a history of domestic violence and concerns regarding care of the child. After arguing that they were discriminated against because of their religion, the appeals court said there was no evidence of anything like it.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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indianasmith

From the Gospel:  "Man, who made me a judge or arbiter over you?" - Jesus of Nazareth
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

RCMerchant

Quote from: indianasmith on June 07, 2018, 10:32:44 PM
From the Gospel:  "Man, who made me a judge or arbiter over you?" - Jesus of Nazareth

Well, that just sucked all the fun out of it.  :bluesad:

(I kid, Indy! I kid!  :wink:)
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

indianasmith

Come to think of it, Jesus didn't have a very good go of it during his last run-in with the legal system, either.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"