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Started by Svengoolie 3, July 06, 2018, 10:41:10 PM

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Alex

Quote from: Dark Alex on July 19, 2018, 01:39:31 PM
From experience I can tell you that if you grab your significant others boob, and do a ventriloquist's act with it using the voice of Jar Jar Binks you will not be having sex that night.

Or possibly for the next week.

Indy, I tried your advice last night. Didn't work.  :question:
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Chainsawmidget

Quote from: Dark Alex on July 20, 2018, 11:06:38 AM
Quote from: Dark Alex on July 19, 2018, 01:39:31 PM
From experience I can tell you that if you grab your significant others boob, and do a ventriloquist's act with it using the voice of Jar Jar Binks you will not be having sex that night.

Or possibly for the next week.

Indy, I tried your advice last night. Didn't work.  :question:
Well... your significant other has a really weird turn-on.  Now you know.  Now we all know.   

Alex

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on July 20, 2018, 02:59:12 PM
Quote from: Dark Alex on July 20, 2018, 11:06:38 AM
Quote from: Dark Alex on July 19, 2018, 01:39:31 PM
From experience I can tell you that if you grab your significant others boob, and do a ventriloquist's act with it using the voice of Jar Jar Binks you will not be having sex that night.

Or possibly for the next week.

Indy, I tried your advice last night. Didn't work.  :question:
Well... your significant other has a really weird turn-on.  Now you know.  Now we all know.   

I know, totally right? I mean what kind of person doesn't get turned on by Jar Jar?
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.