Sayings!

[RCMerchant]

Damn, I look at the thread title and I keep seeing "SAVINGS".  It's like, "It's none of your business how much I tucked away!".  Damn my sleepy eyes.

Its funny because I keep reading the same 

Me too 

It's SAYings! 

"If you had any brains you'd roll them like dice!"

(another Dadism  )

[RCMerchant]

"You can wish in one hand and s**t in the other."
And I asked my Dad- 'What the f**k does that mean'?
He said-
"You only end up with a hand full of s**t"  

I used that on my kids. Still do.  

[RCMerchant]

When my Uncle Ron thought something was nonsense, he didn't say "Bah!" or "bulls**t." He said "Big hairy dick!" 

[ER]

"His answer was only 41." (I'll explain if I need to but a goofy Douglas Adams loving guy I went to high school with used to say that all the time as a tiny put-down in class.)