THE OFFICIAL BADMOVIES.ORG INSULT WAR!!

[Alex]

If intelligence was measured on the Richter scale, you couldn't knock over a teacup.

[indianasmith]

I would engage you in a battle of wits, but that would be somewhat like sandblasting a soup cracker.

[Trevor]

The gene pool you came from was from the sewer 

[RCMerchant]

Your Momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs!

[RCMerchant]

Your Momma's so ugly they gotta double bag her face!

[RCMerchant]

You don't know s**t from Shinola! Or apple butter! You couldn't find your ass with both hands! If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous!
If you had any brains, you'd play with them! Or roll them like dice!

[indianasmith]

Here's one from THE TERMINATOR remake:  "If your mom's vagina was a video game, it would be rated E for "Everyone"!"

[Leah]

I would say that bringing in one's mama is a childish move, however I suspect that all of you who do that lack the mental capabilities to be more creative and therefore stuck with a childish mindset.

[indianasmith]

It's the ultimate juvenile insult tactic, which is what makes it funny when grown men do it!!

[RCMerchant]

I would say that bringing in one's mama is a childish move, however I suspect that all of you who do that lack the mental capabilities to be more creative and therefore stuck with a childish mindset.

"Childish mindset."
Yeh, I'll take that as a compliment. 

Your Momma's so ugly as a kid they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her!

[RCMerchant]

Your Momma's so ugly that when I f**ked her, I had to put a bag on her head and mine, in case her's fell off!

[RCMerchant]

Ok! I on't do Momma. 
Your so ugly, when you were born, instead of slapping your ass, they slapped your Momma!
When you were born, they flipped you over to slap your ass and said- "Twins!"

[RCMerchant]

Your so stupid watching you try to wipe your ass is like watching a monkey try to f**k a football!

[indianasmith]

You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle.  Your friends would follow you anywhere - if you had any that is - but only out of a sense of morbid curiosity!

[RCMerchant]

Your so ugly when you tried to jerk off, your hand punched yourself in the face.