WORST VAMPIRE MOVIES

RCMerchant · October 14, 2018, 12:20:37 AM

. TWILIGHT (I've see n bits and pieces-I can't handle the whole thing)
.INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE- I like the scene with the rat. That's it.
. DRACULA (1979) is utter s**t. Frank Langella, with his open pirate shirt and blow dried disco hair...just no.

zombie no.one · October 14, 2018, 02:14:44 AM

LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS (2009)

I would never normally judge a film without seeing it, but on the basis that this stars 'comedy' duo James Corden and Matthew Horne I already know it's automatically s**t

indianasmith · October 14, 2018, 07:50:46 AM

Actually, compared to VAMPIRE BABES FROM BURBANK, LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS was downright entertaining!

Dr. Whom · October 14, 2018, 08:48:50 AM

Quote from: zombie no.one on October 14, 2018, 02:14:44 AM
LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS (2009)

I would never normally judge a film without seeing it, but on the basis that this stars 'comedy' duo James Corden and Matthew Horne I already know it's automatically s**t

It is nothing to write home about. Neither good or bad enough to be entertaining.

bob · October 14, 2018, 08:58:24 AM

Van Helsing (2004)

zombie no.one · October 14, 2018, 09:21:50 AM

Quote from: indianasmith on October 14, 2018, 07:50:46 AM
Actually, compared to VAMPIRE BABES FROM BURBANK, LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS was downright entertaining!

Quote from: Dr. Whom on October 14, 2018, 08:48:50 AM
It is nothing to write home about. Neither good or bad enough to be entertaining.

ok I'll take your two's words for it!

claws · October 14, 2018, 01:13:38 PM

in no particular order

Embrace of the Vampire (1995)
Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
Dario Argentos Dracula (2012)
Dracula 3000 (2004)
A Return to Salem's Lot (1987)
Rise: Blood Hunter (2007)
Nocturna (1979)
Def by Temptation (1990)
Vampire Hookers (1978)
Dracula's Dog (1977)
Pale Blood (1990)
Graveyard Shift (1987)
The Lost Platoon (1990)

indianasmith · October 14, 2018, 01:23:20 PM

Whichever version of Dracula it was that had Jack Palance playing the Count was pretty awful.
Castle Dracula was a quaint English cottage!

Trevor · October 14, 2018, 01:52:14 PM

Quote from: indianasmith on October 14, 2018, 01:23:20 PM
Whichever version of Dracula it was that had Jack Palance playing the Count was pretty awful.
Castle Dracula was a quaint English cottage!

I think that was Bram Stoker's Dracula (1973).

Alex · October 14, 2018, 05:26:02 PM

From Dusk 'Til Dawn 3.
A Vampire In Brooklyn.
Dracula 3000.

retrorussell · October 14, 2018, 06:14:08 PM

Yeah, A Vampire In Brooklyn was pretty dire. I also thought John Carpenter's Vampires was bad.

Svengoolie 3 · October 15, 2018, 02:38:51 AM

Dracula 3000.
Vampiyaz.
Billy the kid meets Dracula.
A vampire in Brooklyn.
I just can't try to recall any mire of this level of horror...

Trevor · October 15, 2018, 06:31:58 AM

Claws mentioned Dracula 3000, Rise Bloodhunter and Pale Blood - I agree with those, especially the last one which is really weird.

Svengoolie 3 · October 15, 2018, 07:18:38 AM

Guys, this is the Dracula from Dracula 3000. Do you honestly think you can top this?

You could put Christopher Lee in that cape and people would laugh him off the stage ...

Alex · October 15, 2018, 07:22:31 AM

Ever seen Nic Cage as a vampire? Waaaaay worse.

WORST VAMPIRE MOVIES

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