THINGS you hate!

[Allhallowsday]

I hate when I wake up in the morning and have a shot of Hair of the Dog. And after taking a big swig, find out there are fruit flies in the bottle. 

Sorry, man, I'm sure that sucks, but I have to tell you, you really made me laugh.

That made me laugh too... it's like when I decided to finish a box of opened Dots... and eating the gummies... and an earwig crawled out...   

[indianasmith]

When I go to smite someone's karma and hit the wrong &%&$^! BUTTON!!

[Rev. Powell]

Colds.

[Trevor]

Never tried a Brazilian myself, although I did once have my legs waxed after a challange from a woman. Trousers felt seriously strange against my legs though after that.

I know this will probably gross a lot of people out but a few years ago, I was a pretty active cross dresser and I never had hair anywhere except on my head, eyelashes and eyebrows. Not having leg hair felt really weird, especially if I had a bath.

[Svengoolie 3]

When I go to smite someone's karma and hit the wrong &%&$^! BUTTON!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

[Svengoolie 3]

Do unentertaining bad movies count?

[Svengoolie 3]

Colds.

Flus are worse.

[Olivia Bauer]

Cars. These things are the #1 cause of death in the US.
I'm always terrified on a crosswalk. I find crosswalks so bizarre conceptually.
Little paths that if you walk on them at the wrong time the punishment is death. Yet, you're expected to be constantly moving across these things.
Even when it's during the allotted time you're allowed to cross you may die anyway because of some impatient a***ole or a drunk driver.

Being in a car is even more scary since a crash could happen at any second, but you still need to do it.
These things are extremely expensive and can only move when filled with a liquid which the planet only has a limited amount of.
The price for this liquid constantly goes up and it destroys the environment slowly leading us to an apocalypse.
You can get a car that doesn't use this liquid but they're unbelievably expensive.
If when you follow all of the rules of the road and don't get in an accident a head or tail light may decide to suddenly die and you need to shell out money to get it fixed.

f**k cars.

[RCMerchant]

Cars. These things are the #1 cause of death in the US.
I'm always terrified on a crosswalk. I find crosswalks so bizarre conceptually.
Little paths that if you walk on them at the wrong time the punishment is death. Yet, you're expected to be constantly moving across these things.
Even when it's during the allotted time you're allowed to cross you may die anyway because of some impatient a***ole or a drunk driver.

Being in a car is even more scary since a crash could happen at any second, but you still need to do it.
These things are extremely expensive and can only move when filled with a liquid which the planet only has a limited amount of.
The price for this liquid constantly goes up and it destroys the environment slowly leading us to an apocalypse.
You can get a car that doesn't use this liquid but they're unbelievably expensive.
If when you follow all of the rules of the road and don't get in an accident a head or tail light may decide to suddenly die and you need to shell out money to get it fixed.

f**k cars.

I have not owned a car since 2000. I have not had a drivers liscence since 1985.
Meaning I bought cars since 1985 for my wives.
I never paid insurance on them,because I didn't have the money.
I never drove them,because I was a drunk. That's why I lost my driving privliges for 5 years, and decided if I wanted to drink or drive. I choose drinking. I walked to my job. I lived close to town and grocery store and the laundrymat. If it was a blizzard, I washed clothes in the tub.

[Leah]

Being drunk. I don't find it pleasant to sleep in the bathroom.

[LilCerberus]

Being drunk. I don't find it pleasant to sleep in the bathroom.

I miss wine sniffing, but you're right...
Sometime in my late twenties, I found I wasn't enjoying it anymore, and eventually stopped...

[LilCerberus]

You walk up to the rest room door....
You rap on the door; No answer.
You jiggle the handle; Not locked.
So you walk on in, and the jack@$$ who thinks you're psychic or something glares like "WTF is wrong with you?"

Yeah, I really hate that.

[ER]

Being drunk.

I agree, it's disorienting when someone drinks you.

[RCMerchant]

Being drunk. I don't find it pleasant to sleep in the bathroom.

I miss wine sniffing, but you're right...
Sometime in my late twenties, I found I wasn't enjoying it anymore, and eventually stopped...

I drink. I don't sleep in bathrooms. Not since the 1980's at least.
I don't drink till I puke drunk. I haven't done that for decades. I'm having a glass of whiskey right now, though.

[Svengoolie 3]

Being drunk.

I agree, it's disorienting when someone drinks you.

You read HGTTG?