Things you just don't "get."

[LilCerberus]

Those items you tend to find for sale on the far side of the check-out counters...

Which you can only get to "after" checking out....

As if you're going to buy something you don't need in order to get to those racks of other crap you don't really need, just so you need to go back around & stand in the check-out line all over again.............

Like the store managers were thinking, "Hey, let's mess with their heads by putting out something to catch their eye while they're leaving! Yup, nothing brings in the cash quite like putting stuff where people can't buy it!"

[lester1/2jr]

cookie dough ice cream. give me the cooked cookie please

[Leah]

Why does Marvel feel the needto f**k over Peter Parker? Seriously you have the clone saga from the 90's that f**ked up Peter Parker and the clone of Peter Parker; Trouble from the early 2000's that told the story of Aunt May being Peter's mom by getting pregnant as a teen; a retcon about Peter and Gwen Stacy love story that said that Norman Osborne, aka the Green Goblin, got Gwen pregnant with twins; One More Day that saw Peter making a deal with the Devil end his marriage with MJ to save Aunt May from a f**king bullet wound. Seriously Marvel what the hell?

[LilCerberus]

This new trend that manufactures are trying with "Bi-Focal" reading glasses....
The cheap, over the counter reading glasses, in "Bi-Focal"...

They come in these big, wide, gaudy, '70s style frames, & you look at 'em, & y' think, "Hey, bigger lenses; Maybe I can read over a wider area", but then y' try 'em on y' realize y' gotta push 'em way up high on your face, tilt your head way back & look down real low to find the part with the lenses on 'em so you can read.

Seriously, what idiot came up with this idea?

[Alex]

People who go on Youtube and down vote music they don't like. Why not just not listen to it? Seems like a waste of time to me.

[pacman000]

Down voting tells YouTube that you don't want to hear similar songs, so they won't reccomend similar songs to you.

[LilCerberus]

this thing
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Cell-Phone-Stand-Bracket-Clip-with-Hot-Shoe-Screw-Adapter-Tripod-for-Camera-BEST-/203013165082?&_trksid=p2056016.l4276

[RCMerchant]

^ It's so you can affix a camera to your shoe. So you can look up a girl's skirt.
Yes, it is a real thing.

[Alex]

Although that was already covered under the Outraging Public Decency act, upskirting like that was made a specific crime in the UK a couple ofy ears back, punishable by up to 2 years in prison.

[LilCerberus]

this thing
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Cell-Phone-Stand-Bracket-Clip-with-Hot-Shoe-Screw-Adapter-Tripod-for-Camera-BEST-/203013165082?&_trksid=p2056016.l4276

I mean, why would somebody want a doo dad so they could mound a camera on top of their, uh, camera?
Do they realize how many fingers they would need to press all the shutter buttons?

[claws]

[LilCerberus]

Why is it perfect alright for African-American motorcyclists to parade around in those Nazi coal scuttles?

[LilCerberus]

We're supposed to be 'social distancing', so why is it every grocery store in my town is putting up those stupid cardboard display stands running all the way down the middle of every aisle, making it impossible for us to avoid one another?

[LilCerberus]

Eggs Benedict

Seriously, those things are just messy!

[Alex]

We're supposed to be 'social distancing', so why is it every grocery store in my town is putting up those stupid cardboard display stands running all the way down the middle of every aisle, making it impossible for us to avoid one another?

Is that as part of a one way system?