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Started by RCMerchant, January 08, 2019, 08:25:02 PM

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Trevor

#45
January 10, 2019, 07:29:18 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 09, 2019, 04:16:23 PM
I remember when that one came along... momentarily amusing mainly 'cause of Menard.  Menard is my friend... haven't heard from him in years...

Mine too: I last heard from him when I was still on FaceBook. Hope he's OK.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Svengoolie 3

#46
January 10, 2019, 07:42:25 AM
I thought the only thing you never get is new underwear,  trev.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Trevor

#47
January 10, 2019, 07:48:23 AM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on January 10, 2019, 07:42:25 AM
I thought the only thing you never get is new underwear,  trev.

I get paid on Tuesday 15th January and will sort that out then  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

RCMerchant

#48
January 10, 2019, 07:02:23 PM
Quote from: Trevor on January 10, 2019, 07:29:18 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 09, 2019, 04:16:23 PM
I remember when that one came along... momentarily amusing mainly 'cause of Menard.  Menard is my friend... haven't heard from him in years...

Mine too: I last heard from him when I was still on FaceBook. Hope he's OK.

Menard was great. He was one of the few people I didn't argue with!  :smile:
(Mostly because he was right on spot with my derailed train of thought.)
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

RCMerchant

#49
January 10, 2019, 07:07:28 PM
TV Wrestling.
When I was a kid, I usta watch big fat guys like Bobo Brazil and Haystacks Calhoun wrestle on TV. They had midgets wrestling too. It was fun then. When I was 9.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

indianasmith

#50
January 10, 2019, 07:59:35 PM
I miss Menard.  He always made me laugh.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Rev. Powell

#51
January 10, 2019, 08:05:06 PM
Why they put my anti-itch cream in a toothpaste container. I haven't brushed my teeth with it yet but I'm 99% likely to.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

lester1/2jr

#52
January 10, 2019, 08:14:01 PM
El Misfit - watch CNBC. its not too hard to follow

RCMerchant

#53
January 10, 2019, 08:18:11 PM Last Edit: January 10, 2019, 11:33:34 PM by RCMerchant
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 10, 2019, 08:05:06 PM
Why they put my anti-itch cream in a toothpaste container. I haven't brushed my teeth with it yet but I'm 99% likely to.
:bouncegiggle:
I always check me hemmie tube ain't toothpaste!


And I'm reading that later and that's one of the stupids things I have ever wrote on this board.But it's true!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

ER

#54
January 10, 2019, 09:56:28 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 10, 2019, 08:18:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 10, 2019, 08:05:06 PM
Why they put my anti-itch cream in a toothpaste container. I haven't brushed my teeth with it yet but I'm 99% likely to.
:bouncegiggle:
I always check me hemmie tube ain't toothpaste!
You and the Rev both got me smiling at your posts.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

RCMerchant

#55
January 10, 2019, 11:38:43 PM
Quote from: ER on January 10, 2019, 09:56:28 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 10, 2019, 08:18:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 10, 2019, 08:05:06 PM
Why they put my anti-itch cream in a toothpaste container. I haven't brushed my teeth with it yet but I'm 99% likely to.
:bouncegiggle:
I always check me hemmie tube ain't toothpaste!
You and the Rev both got me smiling at your posts.
We won't have itchy teeth.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Svengoolie 3

#56
January 11, 2019, 02:37:07 AM
Quote from: Trevor on January 10, 2019, 07:48:23 AM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on January 10, 2019, 07:42:25 AM
I thought the only thing you never get is new underwear,  trev.

I get paid on Tuesday 15th January and will sort that out then  :wink:

So your paycheck will let you make a down-payment on a new pair? :wink:
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

AoTFan

#57
January 11, 2019, 10:12:04 PM Last Edit: January 12, 2019, 02:53:26 PM by AoTFan
Excessive tattooing.  I mean, I get it if you want to get something that commemorates an event or some experience you've had, but permanently looking a sugar high toddler with a magic marker?  

Women who wear EXTREMELY low cut shirts and then get mad that guys are taking peeks at the "goods".  What, you expect them not to notice?  Isn't that what you're really seeking?

LilCerberus

#58
January 11, 2019, 10:56:23 PM
I don't get why they're making airsoft guns so powerful, you could kill something, but you can no longer get one of those spring action guns that shoots those soft mushy rubber pellets....
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

claws

#59
January 12, 2019, 03:47:52 AM
I don't get that you can't buy Kinder Surprise Eggs in America, but everyone can easily purchase guns? This does not compute  :bluesad:
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