Things you just don't "get."

[Svengoolie 3]

How can anyone do this to his face and not realize he has effectively limited his future options to prison or welfare?



Fun fact! : The tattoo "Properry of Jolene" referred to his wife at the time. After this waste of perfectly good empty space got himself sentenced to life in prison sans parole (wow,  who'd have seen that comng?)  Jolene divorced him. 

[RCMerchant]

WTF? Is that F.T.W. on his chin or  F.U.N. ?

[Svengoolie 3]

WTF? Is that F.T.W. on his chin or  F.U.N. ?

There's  a wiki on him that discusses his face tattoos. The F. U. N.  stands for "Fxxk you Ni--er",  a skinhead "acronym"

[RCMerchant]

HAHAHA!
That's a good thing to have on yer face in jail!
If your in a cell with a bunch of big black guys- I would not want to be him!
I bet his ass hurts.

[RCMerchant]

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[Svengoolie 3]

HAHAHA!
That's a good thing to have on yer face in jail!
If your in a cell with a bunch of big black guys- I would not want to be him!
I bet his ass hurts.

Here's  the wiki on him.  Makes... Interesting reading.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Allgier

Honestly, the stupidity of people who do this to their faces and nit realize they have effectively ended their chances for a life that doesn't suck is beyond my comprehension.

[LilCerberus]

How it is the bees & wasps & hornets can find their way IN a screened in porch, but can't find their way OUT...
Even if you open the door for them..................

[LilCerberus]

Wrenches................
No matter how many you have, there's always that one.......................
y'Know?

[Rev. Powell]

Wrenches................
No matter how many you have, there's always that one.......................
y'Know?

Oh man, do I ever!

Oh wait, you said wrenches... thought you said wenches.

[316zombie]

rev, you're a smartazz, lol!
i get it cerb. same with screwdrivers. i have approximately 40 of each, NEVER the right one though. i'm contemplating a neighborhood tool exchange... the inanimate kind. i have 8 different hammers too.

[Svengoolie 3]

Douglas adams discussed screwdrivers.

Ratchet Screwdriver Fruit.
A bizarre crop with an unusual life-cycle. Once picked, the fruit must be kept in a dark, dusty drawer for several years, after which time the outer skin crumbles to dust leaving an unidentifiable metal object with screw-holes and various ridges and flanges. This object will inevitably get thrown away when discovered. There is general uncertainty as to the evolutionary benefits of this behaviour to the ratchet screwdriver species as a whole.

[Trevor]

HAHAHA!
That's a good thing to have on yer face in jail!
If your in a cell with a bunch of big black guys- I would not want to be him!
I bet his ass hurts.

Here's  the wiki on him.  Makes... Interesting reading.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Allgier

Honestly, the stupidity of people who do this to their faces and nit realize they have effectively ended their chances for a life that doesn't suck is beyond my comprehension.

There's a guy in my neighborhood who has half his face tattooed: he looks a little scary.

[LilCerberus]

Something that used to bug the heck outa' me....
If you're working in a newspaper factory, & a switch-over comes, and you go from sweating your @$$ off moving stuff from the line to a pallet, to watching it all roll out the window while & let the delivery drivers worry about the hard work.

What the people on the inside hafta do is stand & watch....
Ya watch & make sure the stacker keeps count, make sure the bander doesn't stop banding, and push the stop button if either of these things go wrong...

What I never got, was the way most folks saw this as a chance to catch up on some Zs.
They'd always find a pile of cardboard & lie down, or find a spool to sit on & put their head down on the line, and I'd be standing there, watching my line, AND their's, waiting for the inevitable, and sure enough, there'd be loose stacks of newspapers rolling out the window, and they'd hafta make the big long noodley walk out to the dock & bring 'em back, when all they would'a had to do was keep their eyes open.......

Not even work. Boring, maybe, but beats having to fix a mess.

[316zombie]

i just don't get why a landlord would call back WITHOUT LISTENING TO THE DANGED MESSAGE! i seriously hate repeating myself in a situation like that!

[LilCerberus]

Why do starter pistols have sights?
What are you supposed to be aiming at?