Your favorite personal riffs on bad movies.

[Svengoolie 3]

Share your favorite personal riffs on bad movies.

Frankenstein meets the space monster.  When the Evil Dr. Nadir is explaining conditions on mars after a global nuclear war.

"The lucky ones are dead."
Me: "Is he talking about the audience? "

" Of the rest,  some will go mad.  The others will slowly rot away and die in gradual agony "
Me: "He's  definitely talking about the audience.  "

[Rev. Powell]

BREEDERS:

[B-movie actress is hospitalized and being questioned by a detective about her traumatic alien rape]

"I can't remember..."

Me: My next line!

"I can't remember!"

Me: My next line!

[LilCerberus]

Gappa the Triphibian is so predictable, it just come so naturally....

The camera pans past a silent radio
Me: DEAD AIR! DEAD AIR!

A guy fishing sees lights in the water
ME: Hey, you caught a Buick.

A party scene right before Gappa's parents show up
ME: Who is strangling the cat?

Gappa's parents poke their heads out of the water
ME: Alright! Let's go step on something!

I could go on & on, but you really need to see it for yourselves.

[Leah]

In Manos, when the father goes after the dog and finds it dead:
"Well there goes the talent."