Scammer p**s me the F--K Off

[sprite75]

G-d--n.  Scammers p**s me the f**k off.  Some dumb f**k over in India or other country tried to scam my mom today.  Said dumb f**ks need to learn in a goddamn hurry that I don't give two f**ks how bribed up they are and that scammers really p**s me off.  They tried to do that with my parents today and I'd tell every local law enforcement official to hang on, because war's just been declared between me and India.  I know the current Federal government in the US has been bought off by the Indians and every other country these scammers are located in but they're in for a rather unpleasant surprise if they think I'll take that lying down.  I'll call in every government agency at every level including animal control and the water department if you f**k with my parents.  And my parents were a little bit more medieval when it came to people f**king with their parents, so these scammers need to consider in a hurry how lucky they should be considering themselves that they're only dealing with me and my siblings. 

[zombie no.one]

Okay.

[ER]

My friend Sanjay asks if your parents would deem to purchase a bridge in Brooklyn, United States for a discount cost today only. But they must pay in advance a one-time fee by kindly providing their routing number.

[RCMerchant]

I get calls like that on occasion- I usually just mess with their heads for a while before I tell them to go f**k themselves.

[Trevor]

I get calls like that on occasion- I usually just mess with their heads for a while before I tell them to go f**k themselves.

I talk to them in Afrikaans and then tell them to go do something nasty to themselves and these idiots think I'm complimenting them 😳😳😂

[claws]

Caption this?

[zombie no.one]

Caption this?

"Ceiling cat is watching you Scam-sterbate"