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Their WORST Movie ~ any star

Started by Allhallowsday, May 23, 2019, 03:34:07 PM

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RCMerchant

#30
Jack Nicholson- CARNAL KNOWLEDGE (1971)
It also stars Candice Bergen and Art Garfunkel, so expect some big time deep thought babbling.
f**king gawd dam hell. Why?  :question:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Allhallowsday

I think CARNAL KNOWLEDGE is a kind of special movie.  Depressing.
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Svengoolie 3

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Guys,  when it come to Christopher lee, I think you're forgetting "howling 2 your sister is a werewolf". Good ghawd that was totally putrid.

And yet it still towers over POLICE ACADEMY: MISSION TO MOSCOW, which he did a decade later... :buggedout:

I have never even heard of this, but it sounds truly abysmal.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Svengoolie 3

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Sean Connery.  I think it had to be Meteor.

I dunno...ZARDOZ

HIGHLANDER 2 makes ZARDOZ look like ...urm..I don't know what

I might even go DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER. It's so boring, most boring Bond ever,( not including the Daniel Craig ones).

Agree with HIGHLANDER 2 for Connery.

Yeah, whe they have to take like 5 minutes to explain a ridiclous plot toi the audience....

Still, seeing connery say "sh-thead" was funny, and it had sean young in it.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Allhallowsday

RAQUEL WELCH starred in at least 4 or 5 films I like.  
Then there's Myra Breckinridge.  It's kind of fascinating but also sort of ANNOYING.  
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

bob

Sean Connery in Highlander 2

Nick Swanderson in Bucky Larson

George Clooney, Uma Thurman, Alicia Silverstone, Chris O'Donnell, Arnold Schwarzenegger - Batman & Robin
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

claws

Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez in Gigli (2003)
John Travolta in Battlefield Earth (2000)
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Hercules in New York (1970)
Renée Zellweger, Matthew McConaughey in Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)
Halle Berry, Sharon Stone in Catwoman (2004)
Zoe Saldana in Crossroads (2002)
Richard Burton, Linda Blair, Louise Fletcher in Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
Sandra Bullock in Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)


RCMerchant

#37
Lon Chaney Jr. and John Carradine- GALLERY OF HORROR (1967)
You would think that anything with Lon and John would be at least watchable...oh no...!


http://youtu.be/73tR_Dn_bwA

I have it on tape, of course... :lookingup:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

claws

Anthony Quinn - Ghosts Can't Do It (1989)
Sean Penn, Madonna - Shanghai Surprise (1986)
Tony Curtis - The Bad News Bears Go to Japan (1978)
Louis Gossett Jr. - Aces: Iron Eagle III (1992)
Joan Crawford - Trog (1970)
John Huston, Shelley Winters, Bo Hopkins, Henry Fonda - Tentacles (1977)
Demi Moore - Parasite (1982)
Dudley Moore, Eddie Murphy - Best Defense (1984)
Rock Hudson, Mia Farrow, Robert Forster - Avalanche (1978)
Sylvester Stallone, Dolly Parton - Rhinestone (1984)

retrorussell

Ernest Borgnine- Wow.. hard to pick one.  So many bad movies. 
But probably MERLIN'S SHOP OF MYSTICAL WONDERS.
Though I would think DEADLY BLESSING and SUPER FUZZ/SUPER SNOOPER can't be far behind.  CONVOY too.
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Alex

Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

zombie no.one

DOC HOLLIDAY for Michael J Fox. I like him, but this film irritated me... BTTF 3 a close 2nd

Quote from: retrorussell on June 02, 2019, 01:38:14 PM
Though I would think DEADLY BLESSING and SUPER FUZZ/SUPER SNOOPER can't be far behind. 

DEADLY BORING would've been a more apt title.


Allhallowsday

This thread started with PAUL NEWMAN in THE SILVER CHALICE.  It is terrible.  
But then I saw the JOHN HUSTON directed THE MACINTOSH MAN.  WTF?   :thumbdown: :lookingup: It's TERRIBLE.   :bouncegiggle:
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Alex

Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Alex

Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.