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The first tape recorder.

Started by Svengoolie 3, May 24, 2019, 12:17:36 AM

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Svengoolie 3



Professor Franklin had worked on the first reusable recording tape system for years and finally perfected it,  planning on demonstrating it to investors by having it play a recording of him explaining the technology.

The next day he discovered to his horror his staff had recorded numerous fart sounds over his speech.

Investors pulled out their check books anyway.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

pacman000

If a Burroughs B205 is unavailable, any old tape recorder'll do. Remember no one actually has a computer in their home; they won't know the difference.

sprite75

All that for half a second of cat video.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Alex

Finally, I record a full length free form jazz exploration session.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

LilCerberus

"Just like the spokes of a wheel, You'll spin around with the rest- Hey that would make a good poem, maybe even a song..."
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

pacman000

"We need a tape to record a current event!"
"But we're out of new tapes...do you think anyone will want to see The Daleks' Master Plan again?"